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[ubermensching]

For a long time, I believed that that which might serve as a font of knowledge might serve as a means of growth. That through education, and exploration, and self-examination, mankind might grow into something truly great.

This was a foolish notion.

No matter what information is presented before mankind, they will always choose poorly. Will never learn. Will never listen. Never grow. At least, not because of information. There is, instead, a far simpler answer.

The strong survive, the weak perish.

And I shall put all of you to this test.

[Hi Mayfield, guess who got a sour candy? Feel free to talk with Wilhelm over the phone. Or, if that isn't your cup of tea, you'll be finding him using his telekinesis to cause havoc around town. See those lampposts outside your house? That shits coming down and through your window. See those cars? Fuck those bitches, Wilhelm's going to tear that shit apart.

Have fun playing with him, if you'd like.]

Comments

Irony... Got you some!

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[And while Wilhelm is busy playing with cars, he is approached. Shion stands, over-dramatically, and points at him.]

Villain! Cease and desist, for Mrs. and Mr. Vector are here to stop you!

[Yeah, Allen's probably back behind her somewhere. Oh and Shion's dressed like Xena and Allen like his Vector self just with a brown dog mask/helmet combo]

If tags are slow, it's because the mun is busy laughing her head off.

[want-a-vacation.livejournal.com]

*Allen has also been 'gifted' with empathy that he can't seem to turn off. And yes, he's still sick but heroessidekicks don't worry about minor colds!* Surrender and we won't hurt you.

Shion->Allen->Wilhelm

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

[He just turns to you and stare, disinterested. But oh, Allen, poor you. With your empathic powers? You get to feel the utter anger streaming forth from a demigod like being.]

Oh. It's you. It would seem I would have to deal with you, in earnest, again, wouldn't it?

[Have fun getting telekinetically blasted back, Shion. Yeah. He don't give no fuck about you at the moment, Allen.]

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[Shion draws her arms up to take most of the blast, though she does of course get knocked down. Hey, she hasn't any cool powers to avoid that.]

[want-a-vacation.livejournal.com]

*Well, that's going to get him to pause for a second before he sees Shion fly back and his own anger kicks in. He sorta-kinda forgot his gun, though, so he's just charging Wilhelm.* We stopped you once already!

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

[Have fun getting flung back too Allen.]

I was giving you a fighting chance the last time.

I hardly intend to do so now.

[miltianbunny.livejournal.com]

[And Shion will be up, rushing at Wilhelm as he throws Allen. She's mysteriously got a sword from heaven's knows where.]

[want-a-vacation.livejournal.com]

*He flies back and hits the ground, only to push himself to his feet and try again.*

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

[He'll just be tearing a lamppost out of the ground with his telekinesis and be using that to block you Shion. He'll let you get closer to him, but by God, he does not give seven fucks about trying to sincerely fight you or even notice you, Allen

This is foolish. You cannot hope to overcome me.

[Action] Because I am horrible.

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

Wilhelm~! [This (http://www.flickr.com/photos/octobass/2829369949/sizes/l/in/photostream/) steampunk nurse is coming your way, Wilhelm, and despite her clothing being so covering, and despite the cane she still leans heavily as always on...there's something in the way that she holds herself, and possibly her smile, that just vaults it up into fetish fuel.]

What on earth has gotten into ~you~?

[Action] Yes you are~

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

I have grown tired, I suppose, of anyone proving themselves to be worthy of the lives they've been blessed with, Theta.

So I shall force them to prove themselves.

[Action] You could probably get away with having a hench-nurse....

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

Well that's all well and good, Wilhelm, but don't you think you need a check-up, first~? Everything that's been going on lately's bound to have had an effect on you~

[Action] Quite possibly

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

Mmm, no. I believe I'm quite well. In fact, I believe I feel better then I have for a long, long time.

[Just...entirely not getting any innuendos you might be attempting Theta.]

[Action]

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

If that's the case, we ought to make sure it really is something wholesome. It would ~so~ upset me if there were anything wrong with you.

I'd give you a ~thorough~ check over~~ ♥

[Action]

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

I assure you I'm quite fine. If there was a malady, I would be able to tell it.

I've found what I need to make me feel better.

[Action]

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

Oh but Wilhelm. I only want to take ~care~ of you~u~~~

[Action]

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

I am quite certain I am able to care for myself.

You do not seem quite yourself, Theta.

[rogue-pineapple.livejournal.com]

Everytime you speak, all I hear in my head is 'fap fap fap'.

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

I might make it that you hear nothing, if you so wish.

[rogue-pineapple.livejournal.com]

You do not have such a power.

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

I only lack the ability to make it permanent here.

[rogue-pineapple.livejournal.com]

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad I could entertain you.

[rogue-pineapple.livejournal.com]

Very much so, but there are more entertaining things happening outside, for which I should probably duck.

[repeatsalvation.livejournal.com]

Oh?