ubermensching: (Condescension)
Wilhelm ([personal profile] ubermensching) wrote2010-11-07 11:01 pm

Fünfzehn

For a long time, I believed that that which might serve as a font of knowledge might serve as a means of growth. That through education, and exploration, and self-examination, mankind might grow into something truly great.

This was a foolish notion.

No matter what information is presented before mankind, they will always choose poorly. Will never learn. Will never listen. Never grow. At least, not because of information. There is, instead, a far simpler answer.

The strong survive, the weak perish.

And I shall put all of you to this test.

[Hi Mayfield, guess who got a sour candy? Feel free to talk with Wilhelm over the phone. Or, if that isn't your cup of tea, you'll be finding him using his telekinesis to cause havoc around town. See those lampposts outside your house? That shits coming down and through your window. See those cars? Fuck those bitches, Wilhelm's going to tear that shit apart.

Have fun playing with him, if you'd like.]

Irony... Got you some!

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[And while Wilhelm is busy playing with cars, he is approached. Shion stands, over-dramatically, and points at him.]

Villain! Cease and desist, for Mrs. and Mr. Vector are here to stop you!

[Yeah, Allen's probably back behind her somewhere. Oh and Shion's dressed like Xena and Allen like his Vector self just with a brown dog mask/helmet combo]

If tags are slow, it's because the mun is busy laughing her head off.

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
*Allen has also been 'gifted' with empathy that he can't seem to turn off. And yes, he's still sick but heroessidekicks don't worry about minor colds!* Surrender and we won't hurt you.

Shion->Allen->Wilhelm

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He just turns to you and stare, disinterested. But oh, Allen, poor you. With your empathic powers? You get to feel the utter anger streaming forth from a demigod like being.]

Oh. It's you. It would seem I would have to deal with you, in earnest, again, wouldn't it?

[Have fun getting telekinetically blasted back, Shion. Yeah. He don't give no fuck about you at the moment, Allen.]

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Shion draws her arms up to take most of the blast, though she does of course get knocked down. Hey, she hasn't any cool powers to avoid that.]

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
*Well, that's going to get him to pause for a second before he sees Shion fly back and his own anger kicks in. He sorta-kinda forgot his gun, though, so he's just charging Wilhelm.* We stopped you once already!

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Have fun getting flung back too Allen.]

I was giving you a fighting chance the last time.

I hardly intend to do so now.

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[And Shion will be up, rushing at Wilhelm as he throws Allen. She's mysteriously got a sword from heaven's knows where.]

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
*He flies back and hits the ground, only to push himself to his feet and try again.*

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll just be tearing a lamppost out of the ground with his telekinesis and be using that to block you Shion. He'll let you get closer to him, but by God, he does not give seven fucks about trying to sincerely fight you or even notice you, Allen

This is foolish. You cannot hope to overcome me.

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[And Shion will be ducking under the pole and coming at you still. Yeah, this most certainly won't end well]

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
*And Allen will be continuing to charge since you're not paying attention to him like everyone else.*

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey Allen, you actually get to tackle Wilhelm since he isn't paying attention to you.

Because he's busy picking Shion up with his telekinesis and slamming her head first into one of the windshields of a parked car.]

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Shion'll be going ow over here, and probably sitting slowly cause she's bleeding]

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
*And he's going to throw all of his weight into trying to knock Wilhelm to the ground.*

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Congratulations, Allen. He's on the ground.

And in a few minutes, you're in the air as he tosses you off of him. He's going to toss you a bit high, too. He's getting tired of this shit, he must admit.]

Let's try with Shion's account

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Shion has gotten herself sat up, woozily, and glares at Wilhelm.]

That hurt!

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
*Allen flies through the air and lands on the ground a few feet away with a loud 'oof!' It's going to take him a moment to get up from that.*

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-08 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I should think it would hurt. That would, in fact, be part of the point.

[Telekinetically picking a car up Shion. I'd get ready if I were you.]

As I said to Jess will be on around 7 or 8 to RP more

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Shion glares at Wilhelm, then shifts to be ready to move. Now if only she had Jin's sword, eh? Could just slice it in half.]

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
*He forces himself to his feet, coughing heavily as he stands, and once again charges Wilhelm, aiming an amateur punch at his face.* Leave her alone!

[identity profile] repeatsalvation.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here comes the car Shion.

Though, honestly, somewhat off course. It misses Shion pretty badly because, despite it being a pretty wussy punch? It was enough to surprise Wilhelm. Who's now glaring at you Allen.

Enjoy being pressed up against a telephone pole.]

[identity profile] miltianbunny.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shion gets up to move at Wilhelm, sword ready]

[identity profile] want-a-vacation.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Urk! *Well...there's not much he can do to get out of this, though he's struggling anyway.*