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[There’s amusement in his voice as he speaks the entire thing, mingled with his usual monotone.]

It is a simple fact that, in the face of temptation in order to gain power, most shall take it. It is something I have observed, time and time again, while watching your race grow and evolve. You could say that mankind has always been defined by their decision to take what tempts them, starting from when they chose temptation over paradise. It is a decision that has always intrigued me in my inability to comprehend why you would always take the seemingly shorter but always more costly path to power.

And yet-

I must admit, I am intrigued. And I have never been tempted before. It is an entirely new sensation, and I can see the outright pleasure that might come, if just briefly, from bowing to it, even if it means losing something personal.

So I’ve made a decision.

Time to eat of the forbidden fruit.

[Wilhelm’s Regain List –
Business Suit – 10 Tops
Compass of Chaos and Order – 40 Box Tops
Mind Reading/Knowledge of Subconscious – 200 Box Tops
Telekinesis/Matter Control – 200 Box Tops
Energy Form – 500 Box Tops
E.S. Joshua – 2000 Box Tops
Humanity – 5000 Box Tops]